I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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