is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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