MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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