He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
my being single is dangerous.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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