hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
