So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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