i would punch a child for taco bell
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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