So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
