Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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