U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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