He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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