as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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