You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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