My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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