Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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