so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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