haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
