I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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