Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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