and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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