You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Let's get the cat blown out
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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