What did we do last night that was yellow?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
tell me about the eggs
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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