I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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