I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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