you would pick up someone in the library
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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