yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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