You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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