so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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