I think I am morally bankrupt
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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