Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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