Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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