Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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