In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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