we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
