one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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