I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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