Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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