Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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