even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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