i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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