Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I wish you could order shots online.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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