my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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