The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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