Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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