White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize