are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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