she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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