oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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