you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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