The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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